The Murial

What a load of old codswallop. Have you ever seen a more rubbish piece of artwork (with the exception of most of Henry Moore, Barbara Hepworth and Tracey Emin’s “sculptures”, Salvador Dali and Pablo Picassos “paintings” {what’s all that about [give me Turner and Constable every day]}) than this. All you can say is that the thought must have crossed that nutter of a landlord’s mind, after drinking several bottles of his own shitty cheap whiskey; I guess you just hope he didn’t have to pay for it.

The Petition

Many of the more discerning clients at The Dog and Sausage have petitioned to have a secret painting party to remedy this hideous abomination, this is why Mary Poppins installed a “Web Cam” in the pub, but just like her culinary attempts, she made a complete hash (see what I did there) and installed it in the Gentlemen’s conveniences!